Monthly Archives: December 2005

Take Me To The River

I play basketball every Monday night in my town’s middle school gym. It’s always a fun time, and although the gap between my age and that of the average player seems to grow exponentially with each passing week, I don’t mind telling you that it’s one of the things I look forward to most during the winter. It doesn’t come without a cost, however. Within minutes of leaving the gym, various parts of my body begin to stiffen up and […] Click to read more…

 

Tails, You Win

Like you, I’ve been toying lately with the idea of growing a tail. Nothing too elaborate mind you, just something long enough and furry enough that when I wag it, you can tell I’m happy. The truth is, I wish everybody had one. Think about it. Never again would you have to sit and wonder whether or not your husband really likes your family. If you saw his tail wagging, you’d know. Granted, this kind of evolutionary upgrade would require […] Click to read more…