Eyes Wide Shut

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by Michael Katz on January 5, 2012 · 87 comments

A new farm stand / grocery store opened in my town yesterday.

That’s relatively big news, given that in doing so, they have literally doubled the number of local places where you can buy a quart of milk, pick up a dozen eggs or push around a squeaky-wheeled, metal carriage.

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They’ve also expanded the job market in town, something which did not go unnoticed by my 15-year-old daughter, Emily, and dozens (hundreds?) of her fellow Hopkinton High School classmates. Many of them applied for a job back in October.

Unfortunately, just a few weeks ago, most of the kids – Emily included – were turned down. Perfectly understandable; you can’t hire everyone.

But that’s not what I want to talk with you about.

It’s not that they didn’t hire most of the kids – it’s the way they didn’t hire them: They sent out form rejection letters. In doing so, they walked right past a colossal opportunity.

Think about this. Let’s say 100 kids applied, most of whom, I’d wager, are now feeling somewhere between “slightly grumpy” and “completely indifferent” at having been turned down. Not bad, no harm done.

But what if, instead of simply “not doing harm,” the grocery store turned this job rejection situation into … a marketing opportunity (cue dramatic music)?

In other words, while from an operational perspective these kids are:

“100 people we need to turn down nicely,”

from a marketing perspective, they represent:

“100 money-spending, food-consuming humans who live in a two-(or more) person household right here in town and who have a demonstrated awareness and interest in our business.”

Do you throw these warm, already-predisposed-to-like-you, business leads whose name and address you have, back into the ocean of strangers, hoping that maybe one day they’ll wander in again?

Or, do you do a few things to cement the relationship?

(I hope you realize those were rhetorical questions.)

Things like, I don’t know…

  • Sending a personal “sorry we couldn’t hire you right now” note to each kid with a store-branded USB drive and a coupon for a free anything in the coffee shop.
  • Inviting the 100 who applied to a special, “applicants only” pre-opening event with refreshments, a group photo and an in-person thank you from the owners.
  • Holding a contest for the best song or drawing or haiku about the new store and giving the winner’s family a year’s supply of free tomatoes (or whatever).

Here’s the point. Most businesses – of any size and of any type – view marketing as an activity done by certain people, with certain job responsibilities, in certain situations.

You revamp your web site … that’s marketing. You attend a networking meeting … that’s marketing. You publish a newsletter … that’s marketing.

All true.

But the way I look at it, everything you do that is visible to the outside world is marketing. (Go ahead, read that sentence again.)

You’re marketing when you take five minutes to reply (or not) to an e-mail question from a stranger. You’re marketing when you miss a deadline. You’re marketing when you send client invoices. And yes, you’re marketing when you turn down job applicants.

Everything you do in public view has the potential to make me more predisposed to talk about and hire you, less predisposed or neutral.

Which means that if you think marketing only happens when “you’re marketing,” you’re leaving a lot – a lot of clients, a lot of opportunity, a lot of money – on the table.

Here’s the bottom line. I have no doubt that over the next several months, that new store is going to spend thousands in local media, in the hope of getting my attention and that of my neighbors.

They may succeed.

But I can think of 100 teenagers who could have guaranteed it.





And speaking of grocery stores, haikus and branded USB drives, post your own, original haiku on the subject of our new grocery store in the comments section here (along with any other, non-haiku thoughts).

I’ll pick the one I like most and will send one lucky winner a year’s supply of tomatoes. I mean, an official blue penguin USB drive (pictured at left).

{ 87 comments… read them below or add one }

Jennifer Carsen January 6, 2012 at 7:52 am

Short-sighted market
Blew an opportunity
Teens eat like horses

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 9:58 am

Way to start things rolling with a killer haiku, Jennifer!

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Mark Heimberg January 6, 2012 at 10:53 am

Kids turned down for jobs.
Katz sees marketing misstep.
Educates readers.

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 11:00 am

Uh oh, it’s going to be hard to pick a winner, I think. Great one mark!

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Suzanne January 6, 2012 at 10:57 am

Not a great idea to turn down local kids.
Parents need to shop for their families lost revenue!

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 11:01 am

I know. I shudder every time I think of how they could have leveraged those kid contacts!

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Anne January 6, 2012 at 11:02 am

Teenager children
Disappointed, sad, and poor
Tweet and text, uh-oh!

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 11:16 am

I don’t know why, but I laughed out loud at that one Anne!

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Mindy Wren Barth January 6, 2012 at 11:03 am

Take another step -
See THIS Opportunity.
Someone Call that Store!

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 11:17 am

Touche!

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Laura Foley January 6, 2012 at 11:04 am

We don’t want you, kid,
But we do like your parents.
Tell ‘em we’re awesome!

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 11:17 am

Nice one! And yes, that pretty much sums it up.

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Rosanna January 6, 2012 at 11:10 am

Kids were rejected.
Store left bad taste in their mouths.
Parents may not shop there.

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 11:18 am

Fantastic Rosanna! These haikus are kind of addicting, aren’t they?

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Ashley January 6, 2012 at 11:12 am

The store should have known
Marketing is everything
Way to blow that one!

(Great newsletter once again!! Such great advice, thank you & Happy New Year!)

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 11:19 am

And thank YOU for playing, Ashley! Happy New Year to you as well.

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Sue Horner January 6, 2012 at 11:18 am

Students hope for work
Store hopes for tomato sales
Form letters crush hopes.

Terrific advice, as always! I hope you pass your newsletter on to the store.

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 11:21 am

I think “Form Letters Crush Hopes” should be a bumper sticker! (Maybe even a tattoo.) Thanks Sue!

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Linda Davenport January 6, 2012 at 11:18 am

Don’t leave tomatoes
or opportunities just
rotting on the vine.

Love the newsletter…one of the few things I read every time it lands in my inbox.

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 11:22 am

Beautiful one, Linda! I like how your sentences carry over to the next line. Very clever indeed!

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Alisha January 6, 2012 at 11:31 am

The store might have learned
From the frenzied Twilight craze:
Teens drive sales in waves

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Nice use of relevant media, Alisha!

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Gina January 6, 2012 at 11:44 am

Store opens in town
Does not see marketing chance
Will pay for it now

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Like this one! It kinds of reads like a newspaper headline.

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Loreen McFaul January 6, 2012 at 11:44 am

New, fancy market.
Old, stodgy hiring practice.
Buy produce elsewhere.

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:35 pm

OK, this one also made me laugh out loud!

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Chris Nolte January 6, 2012 at 11:47 am

Rotten tomatoes!
Not just no job, but also
No “like” for new store.

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Chris! I think you captured the teenage voice on this one!

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Rebecca Schatz January 6, 2012 at 11:52 am

Can’t resist a haiku contest. Here are 2 attempts:

Foolish grocery store
Threw teenagers out the door
Should have make them friends.

Everything you do
Should be viewed as marketing
Penguin USB.

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm

You’re not a haiku professional, by any chance, are you Rebecca? And of course my immense ego loves the second one!

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Bayberry L Shah January 6, 2012 at 12:04 pm

New market says NO
Kids tweet and throw rotten eggs
Store reads Katz and sobs

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Maybe I should print these out and slip them all under the door of the store with no explanation?

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Bayberry L Shah January 6, 2012 at 3:41 pm

That would be really hilarious. You should do it!
Maybe put a link to this page too.

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Carol Harkins January 6, 2012 at 12:12 pm

New grocery store
Leaves bad taste in many mouths.
Cry, tomatoes, cry.

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Loved it! The last line sounds like the title of a John le Carré novel.

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Larry Grossman January 6, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Kids know it all
Kids get last laugh
Katz makes kids stuff out of marketing

PS If you don’t like this one, I’m certain you will send me a prize anyway…
I hate to be rejected…

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Interesting rhythm to that one, Larry!

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Debby January 6, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Students yay! Store, boo
Learned some marketing techniques
USB me now

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Let me just say I enjoyed the USB request baked right into the haiku itself! Nicely done.

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Debby January 6, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Corrected by email address

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Abby January 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

reject my baby
then expect me to pay you?
no, i reject you

so true. Great newsletter. importance of sitting in the audience, not just backstage. Thanks, Michael.

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Thanks Abby! And I agree that that’s so much of the sentiment when it’s your kid going for the job. In fact, I think if they had a party for applicants, they should have invited the families too. Would have been a great event!

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Susan Rivera January 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Opening day, doors spring wide.
Fragrant tomatoes bid you welcome.
Sans 100 Emilys of course.

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Wow, these are amazing! I love the 100 Emilys line.

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Jim Clayton January 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Lot of great haikus
No marketing you do
Unless you read penguin blue

I know not suppose to rhyme, but hey … its my comment. :) Michael, I attended your webinar in November and it really helped to crystalize my thinking on pricing and estimating, helped me to untangle mixed thoughts on the subject for me. And, it confirmed that intentionally or not, I was actually doing well despite my mixed feelings. Thank you. I am glad we have virtually connected. Have a great 2012!

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:47 pm

I’m glad we connected too, Jim! And thanks about the webinar. I’m so glad you found it useful.

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 2:50 pm

OK, these are all so, so, SO good that I am officially changing the rules: I’m going to pick someone at random as the winner among the entries, rather than try to select a best one. It would be like choosing among my children!

Or should I say:

so much gold found here
impossible to choose one
pick a name from hat

Thanks everyone, keep posting!
Michael

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Kathy January 6, 2012 at 2:59 pm

As always, this newsletter has more great food for thought. Thank you!
I hope I’m not too late:

Marketing op missed.
Business leads dumped; re-think the
possibilities.

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Never too late! And another great one. Thanks Kathy!

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Doug January 6, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Send this Post to all HR people….Doug

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Now there’s a good idea!

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D. Scott Williamson January 6, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Wanted to work there
Tossed aside like yesterday’s trash
Now in Blue Penguin

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Michael Katz January 6, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Excellent Scott!

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Abby January 6, 2012 at 4:35 pm

just for grins …

leverage each chance
market like a champion
fill, fill, fill — the pipe

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Michael Katz January 7, 2012 at 12:34 pm

I’m grinning, Abby!

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Jennifer January 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm

I may have had to
Google how to Haiku but
blue penguin is cool

Yeah, I know, my Haiku doesn’t have anything to do with the store issue…I’m a rebel, what can I say? I agree with one of the other Haiku-ers, yours is one e-newsletter I ALWAYS read. Awesome stuff.

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Michael Katz January 7, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Thanks Jennifer! And I’m honored to be your first. (You never forget your first haiku.)

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julie thorner January 6, 2012 at 4:51 pm

No haiku here (I’d have to look up it’s rules, but rhyming is much more fun anyway).
Here ya go:
An opportunity arrived
with kids who drive
parents purchase decisions
(with way-too-clear precision)
the new store blew it
rejections all through it
they forgot that kids on social media THRIVE.

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Michael Katz January 7, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Nicely done, Julie! And good for you on breaking the rules too!

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Jan Meredith January 6, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Squashing many kids
Squashed lots of tomato sales
More catch-up needed

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Michael Katz January 7, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Well said, Jan!

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cindi January 6, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Not a haiku but my 15-year old son wrote this poem about his favorite thing (titled “Food”) for his English assignment yesterday. It includes simile, nomatopoeia and alliteration.

Food. It’s the way to a man’s heart.
Veggies fill the space
when there’s no meat to stuff in the face.
Pig is perfecton a picnic, but
cow is cream of the crop.
Turkey is tasty
but only when veggies fill the plate.
Schnitzel, sauerkraut, sausage and spaetzel
Tacos, tostitos, tamales and taquitos.
Venison sticks are the “BAM” when Emeril’s food hits the pan.
Blackberries, raspberries, strawberries and grapes,
and blueberries–you better stay out of my pancake.
But in the end, chocolate chip cookies win…
You had me at food.

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Michael Katz January 7, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Fantastic! And what can I say, now I’m very hungry.

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Judy Haenni January 6, 2012 at 6:17 pm

As the children that were turned down if they would like to help, as volunteers, for the upcoming Easter Egg Hunt with children and other special events where the store is always looking for young leaders to assist other young(er) leaders about giving back to their community.

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Michael Katz January 7, 2012 at 12:41 pm

I agree, Judy, encouraging volunteering is great for the kids, the community and the business!

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Kim January 6, 2012 at 6:33 pm

One satisfied customer tells no one
One dissatisfied customer
Tells everyone

Not just that they missed a marketing opportunity (bad enough), but having been in the same position – potential customers can get disgruntled.

I once had an interview that took half a days preparation, 2 hours travel, 1 hour waiting, 1 hour for the interview and wasn’t even given the courtesy of a reply. Guess what happens when that business comes up in conversation? Good thing I’m ladylike NOT.

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Michael Katz January 7, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Yep. I think the hardest part of the “everything is marketing” concept is remembering it. It’s so easy to get caught up in efficiency and miss the opportunity entirely!

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Evan Robsephagus January 6, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Sad, veggieless kids,
Out of work and out of greens.
Store should send them beets.

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Michael Katz January 7, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Let me just say that I have a newly acquired appreciation of beets after this past summer, provided they are roasted on the grill. Yum.

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Katherine Davies January 6, 2012 at 8:14 pm

one hundred kiddies
thousands of tomatoes
sadly, we lost our way

Happy New Year, Michael.

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Michael Katz January 7, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Love that one, Katherine! And Happy New Year to you as well.

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Christine Auda January 6, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Connect to town teens
Share the love in a message
Watch your store grow strong

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Michael Katz January 7, 2012 at 1:02 pm

I’m picturing that haiku on a poster in the store!

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Mark Wayland January 6, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Morning Michael….
Confused and deluded
What business are we in?
What do we do?

It’s the absolute classic: a business making money in spite of themselves

Mark
PS. I’m reading this in the internet lobby of the Novotel Langley Hotel in Perth, Western Australia… some extra points for distance covered…….

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Michael Katz January 7, 2012 at 1:03 pm

500 points to you for distance, Mark! Unless we get an entry from Jupiter, I think you will remain in the lead!

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Norm Ruttan January 6, 2012 at 10:44 pm

Six degrees of separation
So 100 ticked-off-teens
Tell everyone in town

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Michael Katz January 7, 2012 at 1:09 pm

You’re blowing my mind, Norm! That’s deep!

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Katherine Andes January 7, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Kids eat
Kids buy
Store stupid

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Michael Katz January 8, 2012 at 11:18 am

A missed opportunity, for sure.

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Diane January 8, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Didn’t give a hoot about
About growing their business
Only veggies and fruit.

Fun contest, Mike. Who would have thunk so may many people would haiku?
Always enjoy your newsletter. Be Well.
Diane

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Michael Katz January 8, 2012 at 8:59 pm

Thanks Diane. And I know what you mean about how many people participated. The subject of a future newsletter, for sure!

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Michael Katz January 8, 2012 at 9:05 pm

Hi Everyone!

Just a side note related to posting on this blog or any other. Scroll up and down this page and you will notice that the majority of people don’t have their picture next to their posts. Some do (the cool ones).

Good news! You can be cool too. There’s an easy, free, one time thing you can do which will always put your photo with your posts whenever you comment on a blog. Watch my short video on how to do it here: http://tinyurl.com/3q66phk

Michael

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Katherine Andes January 8, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Thanks, Michael. It’s because of you that I’m one of the cool ones … I read your original how-to post when it first came out and applied it. Then I passed it on (with credit of course) to my own readers. You’re the bomb!

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Michael Katz January 9, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Great to hear it Katherine!
Bombingly yours, Michael

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Chris Nolte January 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Thanks for gravatar!
Info from you makes me a
cool blue penquin fan!

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Michael Katz January 9, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Kewl R U Chris!

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Michael Katz January 10, 2012 at 10:13 am

Hello Haiku-ers!

First off, thanks to everyone for participating. What a great response and so much fun to read these (you are a talented bunch)!

Second, as I mentioned earlier, I decided to select a winner at random rather than try to pick a “best” one. And, given how many people were involved, I’ve instead picked three names at random as winners of the Official Blue Penguin USBs.

They are:
Jennifer Carsen
Loreen McFaul
Debby Miller

Ladies, please send me your contact info/mailing address and your USBs will be on the way!: ContactUs@BluePenguinDevelopment.com

Thanks again everyone,
Michael

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